I've just won £195 million on EuroMillions

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Triple checked my numbers and yep, I've definitely won. I'll probably still hop on here every now and again just to say hello and to flaunt my new found wealth.
 
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Congratulations, hopefully it only brings happiness with it
 
Let me guess you will splash out on a new Insignia and a five bedroom house, by this time next year you will on to your second mistress, driving a mclaren F1 and in a scottish castle with a thousand acres.

Blup
 
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Let me guess you will splash out on a new Insignia and a five bedroom house, by this time next year you will on to your second mistress, driving a mclaren F1 and in a scottish castle with a thousand acres.

Blup

I knew an engineering graduate who landed a job with McLaren. On his first day he came home in tears

They were making prams.
 
Tbh guys my win came along just in the nick of time. I received an email this morning, apparently I'm related to an African prince and I'm due £2 billion pounds inheritance. I have to send £194,999,999 to cover admin and legal fees so I've instructed Camelot to forward my winnings accordingly.
 
Tbh guys my win came along just in the nick of time. I received an email this morning, apparently I'm related to an African prince and I'm due £2 billion pounds inheritance. I have to send £194,999,999 to cover admin and legal fees so I've instructed Camelot to forward my winnings accordingly.
You must be very proud.

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Tbh guys my win came along just in the nick of time. I received an email this morning, apparently I'm related to an African prince and I'm due £2 billion pounds inheritance. I have to send £194,999,999 to cover admin and legal fees so I've instructed Camelot to forward my winnings accordingly.

send it to me and I'll deliver it personally.
 
What will DIY_uk_fun do about begging letters, ?

I expect he will keep sending them, after all he can now afford first class stamps.
literally laugh out loud :)

And I come from the Scottish county of Fife where we are sometimes (wrongly I may add!) referred to as 'tight Fifers' ... so it'll be second class stamps ;)
 
Doubtless dork lard will brag that he is considerably richer than yow.
By a considerable amount. Mines mostly assets tho', I cannot possibly imagine £195million in cash spondooblies.

What would you do with £195million comrade JohnD'ski?
 
worse thing, he might buy the DIYnot website
I will buy it. Each year, I'll fully fund a DIYnot mini festival for forum members. To be held on an exotic island. Free first class travel. Free drink. Free food. Lots of scantily clad women there for no discernable reason, and one or two men for any female forum members.

The highlight of the festival will be the NathanBB tent, where Nathan will appear on the hour every hour to ask an important question :)
 
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