Subject: IRISH DIET
An Irishman was terribly overweight so his doctor put him on a diet. "I
want you to eat regularly for 2 days... then skip a day...then eat
regularly again for 2 days... then skip a day...and repeat this procedure
for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly
60lbs!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The Irishman nodded ..
"I'll tell you though, I t'aut I were going to
drop dead on dat third day."
"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from the skippin".
An Irishman was terribly overweight so his doctor put him on a diet. "I
want you to eat regularly for 2 days... then skip a day...then eat
regularly again for 2 days... then skip a day...and repeat this procedure
for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly
60lbs!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The Irishman nodded ..
"I'll tell you though, I t'aut I were going to
drop dead on dat third day."
"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from the skippin".
