A polish man gets married 2 an american lady,( she loves his strong accent) after 2 years he goes to his lawyer 4 a divorce.
The lawyer says what grounds have u got?
He answers 2 acres with a house.
Lawyer says no I mean what is the foundation for the case?
He replies, cement.
Lawyer sigh's why you want divorski?
He replies, she gonna kill me.
Lawyer says what make you say that?
' I got proof' he says.
Lawyer, what proof?
'she gonna poison me'
Lawyer, How can you know for sure?
'she bought it from drugs store and has it in draw in bathroom'
Lawyer, what does it say on the bottle?
'' POLISH REMOVER''
The lawyer says what grounds have u got?
He answers 2 acres with a house.
Lawyer says no I mean what is the foundation for the case?
He replies, cement.
Lawyer sigh's why you want divorski?
He replies, she gonna kill me.
Lawyer says what make you say that?
' I got proof' he says.
Lawyer, what proof?
'she gonna poison me'
Lawyer, How can you know for sure?
'she bought it from drugs store and has it in draw in bathroom'
Lawyer, what does it say on the bottle?
'' POLISH REMOVER''
