An Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish
> captain; his co-pilot is Chinese.
>
> It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between
> the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
>
> Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
> auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,
>
> 'I don't like Chinese..'
>
> 'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'Why not?'
>
> 'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!'
>
> 'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah!
> That Japanese, not Chinese.'
>
> 'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
>
> There's a few minutes of silence.
> 'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.
>
> 'Oh yeah, Why not?' asks the captain.
>
> 'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.
>
> 'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain,
> 'It was an iceberg!'
>
> Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , ..no mattah...all same.
> captain; his co-pilot is Chinese.
>
> It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between
> the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
>
> Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
> auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,
>
> 'I don't like Chinese..'
>
> 'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'Why not?'
>
> 'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!'
>
> 'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah!
> That Japanese, not Chinese.'
>
> 'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
>
> There's a few minutes of silence.
> 'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.
>
> 'Oh yeah, Why not?' asks the captain.
>
> 'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.
>
> 'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain,
> 'It was an iceberg!'
>
> Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , ..no mattah...all same.