Joke

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Bloke goes in a bar, asks the landlord for a Gin and Tonic.

Landlord hands him an apple.

"What's this?"

"It's your drink. Go on, try it."

So the bloke bites into the apple, it tastes of gin.

"Turn it round", encourages the landlord.

The bloke bites into the other side.

"Mmmm" he says, "Tonic"

Another bloke comes in and asks the landlord for a Rum and Coke.

Again, the landlord hands him an apple.

Puzzled, he says, "What's this?"

"It's your drink. Go on, try it."

So the bloke bites into the apple, it tastes of Coke.

"Turn it round", encourages the landlord.

The bloke bites into the other side.

"Lovely" he says, "Rum".

A third bloke comes in.

The other two tell him about the landlord and his apples.

"Go on", they said, "ask for a really outlandish drink."

"OK", says the third bloke, "I'd like one that tastes of p*ssy."

The landlord hands him an apple.

The newcomer bites into it.

"Eurrrgh!" he says, "It tastes of s h * t!"

"Turn it round.....",says the landlord.