Just a thought...

[Brightness]

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces; in other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because they have to go through a distillation
process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you who are drinking water, to
STOP doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is UNHEALTHY
and BAD for you.

WATER = Doo Doo
WINE = HEALTH

Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink WINE! 'Tis better to drink wine and
talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be full of sh!t.

HERE ENDETH THE LESSON

 

[Softus]

You have to eat a bit of muck before you die.

 

[Brightness]

I did Softus. According to my dear mother I used to take her teaspoons into the garden and eat earth - says a lot about her culinary skills does that

That was one of the first things she ever told my husband when I first took him home and then went on to complain how much earth used to be in the pail when she boiled my nappies on the gas stove PMSL

 

[Softus]

Aha - you've made the common mistake in interpreting the old saying!

"You have to eat a bit muck" doesn't mean that we each really ought to eat a little bit of muck sometime during our lifetime.

A literal translation would be "You have to eat quite a bit of muck before you've eaten enough such that you die".

In other words, a little of what's bad for you won't kill you. Unless of course it's strychnine, or cyanide, or some E-coli bacteria, or a malaria parasite, or some TB cells, or some sh*t from a bird infected with H51N...

 

[masona]

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because they have to go through a distillation
process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Hmmm , about 70% of our body is made up of water and by not drinking enough water will leave you underhydrated or even dehydrated specially if you start drinking alcohol

I'm now teetotal since 1st August 2005 and drink up to 8 pints of filters water a day and feel a lot better so far.

 

[Richardp]

Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink WINE! 'Tis better to drink wine and
talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be full of ****.

HERE ENDETH THE LESSON

I used to go down to the south of france to pick grapes when I was young and more than grapes goes into wine!! when the grapes are poured into these big vats all the insects come to the surface and there are a whole load of the biggest creepy crawlies you ever seen.yum!

 

[masona]

Right then, the latest news is we cannot drink wine or water now

 

[Nige F]

OY Vey........you want I should transmorgrify the water to Cola Miracles........shmiracles

 

[WoodYouLike]

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces;

Better try one of these, then? Much healthier (and cost-effective)

 

[empip]

Nuffin like a bit of Coli, flower !

 

[WoodYouLike]

 

[Brightness]

Well at least Woodyoulike could see it was a joke!

 

[WoodYouLike]

That's ladies intuition for you ?

 

[Brightness]

Yeah, these men take life far too seriously

 

[kendor]

Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink WINE! 'Tis better to drink wine and
talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be full of ****.

HERE ENDETH THE LESSON

I used to go down to the south of france to pick grapes when I was young and more than grapes goes into wine!! when the grapes are poured into these big vats all the insects come to the surface and there are a whole load of the biggest creepy crawlies you ever seen.yum!

what you mean they wern't liquidised? disgusting i do so hate lumpy wine!