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[Moz]

5 black men found..

5 Black men in Purple Dinner jackets & bow ties were found floating under a pier in New Orleans today...D.N.A Tests have revealed they were indeed the DRIFTERS

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Bar Re Opens

I heard from my brother who has re opened his bar in the French Quarter, he said business was a little quiet but was picking up now that some of his regulars have been drifting back in.

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Basketball

How did the authorities get the last 3000 blacks out of the convention center? The cops tossed a basketball out the front door

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BENEFIT CONCERT

Guess who's headlining at the next Hurricane Katrina concert? Katrina and the Waves

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Black people on welfare before and after Katrina

What do you get when you get blacks on welfare before and after Katrina? Still a bunch of washed up n777777

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George Bush

In response to accusations that he doesn't care about black people, George Bush replyed, "Of course I care about black people, every home should have one."

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How many...

How many Americans did Katrina kill? Not enough.

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New Official State Bird of Louisiana

Have you heard about the new state bird of Louisiana? It's the Vulture.

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Jambalaya

JAMBALAYA, WILLIAMS, HANK /A /E Good-bye Joe, me got to go, me oh my oh /A That Katrina is comming fast up the the bayou /E All the troops in Iraq the , me oh my oh /A Grab the gun, we're going looting on the bayou Chorus: A microwave, two door fridge and playstations By the time anyone gets here we'll be in rio Brand new car, cuban cigar and be gay-o Grab a gun, we're going looting on the bayou It's the land of the free me o my-0 Crash and carry, take away, me o my-o Drag all the way to tenessee from the bayou All be for sale next week on e-bayou

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[andy]

there is a fund raiser disco for new orleans. first song is 'walking on sunshine' by Katrina and the waves

slighty different to yours

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Quinten Tarrantino is making a new film about new orleans.... resevoir w**s

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The pop group 'the animals' have apologised. there isnt a house in new orleans

 

[supersparks]

if new orleans is the home of rock and roll what the **** are katrina and the waves doing there?

 

[taz999]

The words scraping, bottom and barrel come to mind.....

 

[Nige F]

Would that be GW Bush Scraping his bottom,while Katrina has him over a Barrell

 

[petewood]

there is a fund raiser disco for new orleans. first song is 'walking on sunshine' by Katrina and the waves

Followed by Led Zeppelin's 'When the levee breaks'.

 

[Big_Spark]

Thompson Holidays have some good Fly/boat deals on to New orleans at the moment...

New saying in New Orleans now..
"It wasn't the cough she had that killed her, it was the coffin she floated off in!!"

400 Police officers killed in New Orleans...all were found planting evidence in Black Homes!!

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there is a fund raiser disco for new orleans. first song is 'walking on sunshine' by Katrina and the waves

Followed by Led Zeppelin's 'When the levee breaks'.

Rod Stewart is there too with his biggest hit "Sailing"

 

[ninebob]

...."Raindrops keep falling on my head"....

 

[AdamW]

The lyrics of Johnny B Goode?

"Deep in Louisiana close to New Orleans"

(It's no good, I still want to punch that fat f**k who was on the news moaning about the price of petrol in Ohio... )

 

[supersparks]

apparently Quentin Tarantino is to make a film about the floods

Reservoir w***

 

[andy]

apparently Quentin Tarantino is to make a film about the floods

Reservoir W***

beat you

 

[supersparks]

DAMN YOU! dident see that lol

 

[B.O.B DOLE]

WE CAN now see who the racist pigs are wish it where your kids and family


Moz
andrew2022
FWL_Engineer
supersparks

 

[andy]

WE CAN now see who the racist pigs are wish it where your kids and family


Moz
andrew2022
FWL_Engineer
supersparks

at what point did i say i was racist

 

[Igorian]

Just pigs then.