King of spam comes to a violent end

[pipme]

ONE of Russia's most infamous spammers has been found beaten to death in his apartment.....

Spam-bam
I bet there are millions crying over that.

 

[Moz]

A webmaster forum/tech board I go to are rejoicing this an are naming other spammer guys home addresses ,lol

 

[AdamW]

But where oh where am I going to buy my herbal viagra and breast-enlargement pills now?!

Perhaps I should sue the killer, because now I can't partake of all the lucrative business deals I receive information about... I am meant to be getting $50M from the bank account of a dead African dictator... $50M no less!

 

[Moz]

AdamW
No worries my beuatiful elgantrrious many child man .......

you are an GOD wonderous an divinous ,we need your love we have your spiritilous sprite its upset an dying we can reyou night that lil childe with you ...

but we need funds for this its takus lots to secure the lithe withe ,remememmber it is your soul you saw at the meating ,agang

we know you must atandde at the farm roade near the piggese ,with" £2000 "youre childe will love yours,


if you tell oldbill angel goes in a buckett off water..

agree at screen

 

[AdamW]

Hey, you've been taking English lessons from those scammers, haven't you!

 

[securespark]

Does that mean he likes you?

 

[Moz]

securespark
my Eueros coloures man thankyours


sece
secure

Hello Daveeeeee
my cirurces is in hes local town soon ....
have youres an nehhborsq hor are shiny things pretty ?


wee cane tack anie olde baggahhhige ,evenise the screamins ,dondtwerry were gunn uns wwe kilum soon
mackin cages..naahhhha ther are sooone pelts/scrans

 

[petewood]

But where oh where am I going to buy my herbal viagra and breast-enlargement pills now?
:

Shhh, I do you good deal!!

 

[Moz]

petewood
theres local goodes .. you cannaeta tack themes awayes (MASSIVE HORRIBLE ROAR!!)

theyse are local

Tubbs says STAYES LOCALES

 

[petewood]

petewood
theres local goodes .. you cannaeta tack themes awayes (MASSIVE HORRIBLE ROAR!!)

Sorry, didn't mean to tread on any toes there.

 

[AdamW]

securespark
my Eueros coloures man thankyours


sece
secure

Hello Daveeeeee
my cirurces is in hes local town soon ....
have youres an nehhborsq hor are shiny things pretty ?


wee cane tack anie olde baggahhhige ,evenise the screamins ,dondtwerry were gunn uns wwe kilum soon
mackin cages..naahhhha ther are sooone pelts/scrans

I watched Carry On Regardless last night. This is that old black and white Carry On film where Sid Walnutface runs an agency called "Helping Hands" that hires out people for very odd jobs. Kenneth Williams plays a linguist who speaks 16 languages fluently. One of the languages the character speaks is Gobbledegook, and it was suspiciously like Moz's banter.

Moz, have I discovered the key here?

 

[pna]

League of Gentlemen.

 

[kendor]

Oh well suppose it'll have to be corned beef fritters from now on

 

[pipme]

The dream team of yore was Tony Hancock and Syd James ... 'HHHancocks half hour' ! The good old days. Minimal sets lots of laughs without recourse to 'kin swearing !!

 

[pipme]

securespark
my Eueros coloures man thankyours


sece
secure

Hello Daveeeeee
my cirurces is in hes local town soon ....
have youres an nehhborsq hor are shiny things pretty ?


wee cane tack anie olde baggahhhige ,evenise the screamins ,dondtwerry were gunn uns wwe kilum soon
mackin cages..naahhhha ther are sooone pelts/scrans

enasni yllatot ma I em evigroF