Language is fun

[WoodYouLike]

Nowadays Internet search engines are pretty 'inteligent', not? If you make a typing error in your search phrase it sometimes suggest: are you perhaps looking for... followed by a new search phrase.

This one made me laugh out loud (found it while checking the hits on our website, didn't type it in myself);

Search: importance of heating a home with wood flooring

Anwer of MSN search engine: Were you looking for................








importance of hearing a home with wood flooring

Wonder what that would sound like

 

[empip]

C l u m p, c l u m p, c l a c k i t y, c l a c k, clumpity, clumpity, clumpity, clump, bumpity, bump ... there we go hokay? .. BTW Her stilletos barely touched the floor

 

[Moz]

wooden floors horrible , I used to think that bare floorboards were a house of the poor ,an as for running pipes under after they have been DIY stained ...well urrrgh not worth the job/work ..lol

but now they look ok in a show house ,the new hardwood laid flooring but so impracticle in a family home , always need sweeping/moping an always reminds me of poor houses

 

[Moz]

btw I forgot if you google " US /UK warcriminals"

it would direct you to B'liars home page an the munkey cretin bush page ..lol

it was 1st an 2nd option .......lol

 

[BobProperty]

You used to be directed to the ODPM if you put a very rude word in Google and clicked the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

The variation I like is all the mis-spellings on websites. Try a search on Google for Yorksh*te Terriers and you get pages of the things.

 

[Moz]

lol even p**n google will make you feel like " Glitter "

on p**n ...

google are being hammered daily by the greyhat guys .. cause they are destroying freedom

 

[WoodYouLike]

but now they look ok in a show house ,the new hardwood laid flooring but so impracticle in a family home , always need sweeping/moping an always reminds me of poor houses

You forget about families with children suffering from asthma and allergies, then you won't mind sweeping
Caus with wooden flooring there is no hiddend dust (bugs) or dirt. If it's dusty or dirty it shows (as compared to 'hidden-for-ever' in carpets)

BTW, i L O V E wooden flooring, but I think you already guessed that

 

[Nige F]

wooden floors horrible , I used to think that bare floorboards were a house of the poor ,an as for running pipes under after they have been DIY stained ...well urrrgh not worth the job/work ..lol

but now they look ok in a show house ,the new hardwood laid flooring but so impractical in a family home , always need sweeping/mopping an always reminds me of poor houses

Nah, Lino.the thin stuff..I know cuz I was poor

 

[scatmanjohn]

moz wrote:

lol even p**n google will make you feel like " Glitter "

on p**n ...

google are being hammered daily by the greyhat guys .. cause they are destroying freedom

not that s.h.i.t again!!!!

whats your beef.