Lipstick in School - Joke

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According to a news report, a certain private school in Newcastle upon Tyne was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the Headmistress decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little Geordie 'Princesses').

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked themaintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers............and then there are educators.

:LOL:
 
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Was there a reason the private school was in Newcastle in this joke?
 
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And the reason was.......?

(you can just imagine the yawns from the little Geordie 'Princesses')

Unlikely that all those Geordie princesses would have been in a private school in Kent.
I asked if there was a reason the private school was in 'Newcastle'. The 'private school' could have been located anywhere. A particular city didn't need to be mentioned in your joke. Why didn't you write the joke as....

'a private school was recently faced with a unique problem.....'

'you can just imagine the yawns from the little 'Princesses'.

It wouldn't have made ANY difference to the outcome. So I'm still left wondering why you specifically mentioned Newcastle and Geordies. Have the Geordies been over to Cumbria upsetting you?
 
And the reason was.......?

(you can just imagine the yawns from the little Geordie 'Princesses')

Unlikely that all those Geordie princesses would have been in a private school in Kent.
I asked if there was a reason the private school was in 'Newcastle'. The 'private school' could have been located anywhere. A particular city didn't need to be mentioned in your joke. Why didn't you write the joke as....

'a private school was recently faced with a unique problem.....'

'you can just imagine the yawns from the little 'Princesses'.

It wouldn't have made ANY difference to the outcome. So I'm still left wondering why you specifically mentioned Newcastle and Geordies. Have the Geordies been over to Cumbria upsetting you?

Blas, have you stopped taking your medicine again? :confused:
 
I'm just wondering why Newcastle and Geordies were in the joke that's all.
 
I'm just wondering why Newcastle and Geordies were in the joke that's all.

Like most jokes posted on the forum, they are copied from Email's or tinternet and pasted as is.

If the joke had said Sheila's from Oz, that is how it would have been posted, but I suspect you already knew that.

Have I upset you in some way, that makes you want to pull me up even for posting a joke. If I have, apologies.
 
No No John.

It's me. Perhaps I shouldn't be on here at the minute, I'm not in the best of moods.

Keep posting the jokes though mate!

Oh and I'm a Geordie! :D

Sorry mate.
 
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