When I was standing around waiting to pay the garage for the enw tyres on my car, I heard this classic...
A guy came in and told the mechanic his story - basically he had been sold a dud, and had successfully sued the seller, but the seller was practically bankrupt, so the guy was giving him the car back in exchange for getting his money back.
He was asking the garage to take off the new tyres he had put on, and replace them with the worst tyres they had laying around, legal or otherwise. Bearing in mind there is a police station opposite the garage...
A guy came in and told the mechanic his story - basically he had been sold a dud, and had successfully sued the seller, but the seller was practically bankrupt, so the guy was giving him the car back in exchange for getting his money back.
He was asking the garage to take off the new tyres he had put on, and replace them with the worst tyres they had laying around, legal or otherwise. Bearing in mind there is a police station opposite the garage...