Money grabbing...

[imamartian]

I went out round town last night, not done so for quite a few months, but suddenly beer is at £4 a pint, previously free (dodgy) clubs are now a quid in, and most toilets have a geezer in selling aftershave !!

the clue is in the title...."afterhave"!!! so after you shave, not when you're out and need a pish !! i've already put my aftershave on, i don't need to buy a bottle of Fahrenheit !!!

 

[Nige F]

Geezer is know as the Lucky-Lucky man apparently

 

[Deluks]

I thought it was 'looky-looky' ?

Known as a 'bog troll' down here.

 

[nickso]

A Looky Looky man is the gentleman of African descent selling you yellow coated lead faux jewellery in your council holiday destination of choice, Fuengirola perhaps.

Deluks has it right, Bog Troll.

 

[Djnikon]

They call them Lucky-lucky men up here cos they think that by lathering you in their (probably fake) colognes that you will, indeed, get lucky-lukcy.
With the standard of trolls out and about on my local town night spots, I wouldn't call that anywhere near lucky!

 

[BigRobCanUFixIt]

our lucky lucky man utters chants like:

"No spray no lay"

"No splash no gash"

"No soap no hope"

and " no mr miagee no punani"

A real classy place......

They fail to clean the pi$$ off of the floor in there thoug

 

[Djnikon]

@BigRob... Sounds vaguely familiar... I think these places exist all over the shop.
Walked in to my old haunt at the weekend (hadn't been for a number of years) and lets just say standards have slipped and that is a task considering how ****ty it was in my day!

 

[BigRobCanUFixIt]

plus everyone out looks far to young to be out drinking... haha

either that I or I am too old...

dont know where they get the money to gou out partying lol.

rob

 

[Djnikon]

My exact thoughts Rob. But sadly I think the answer is that we are getting too old (like I used to be able to go out Saturday night and then play football Sunday morning - that's a laugh now, I'm ill til Monday if I so much as smell a pint on a Saturday)
I think the average age when I was out was maybe (and I say this being generous) 18/19... and I do stress AVERAGE! lol

 

[Big Tone]

..and most toilets have a geezer in selling aftershave !!

the clue is in the title...."afterhave"!!! so after you shave, not when you're out and need a pish !! i've already put my aftershave on, i don't need to buy a bottle of Fahrenheit !!!

Do what I do; leave your nob hanging out until you get past him.