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http://www.opticsinfobase.org/oe/abstract.cfm?URI=oe-18-13-13385

The americans have invented a laser that doesnt emit light, it emits a pulse of DARK :eek:

The science is mind boggling, but essentially it uses something they call Quantum Dots, which when excited emit a huge pulse of coherent light, and the readsorb more light than they emit before the light has chance to move away (like 90 picoseconds). The result is a pulse of darkness that spreads out from the laser in a beam.

The use is for accurate timing and time keeping, but i got a mental image of a Two Ronnie type scenario where you are in a railway carriage, someone pulse the dark laser and all the ladies lose an item of clothing, exit al la Benny Hill..............


Speaking of which, this is pretty funny............

 
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Doesn`t have quite the same ring to it - " No Mr. Bond , I expect you to die - I`ll just turn the light out."
 
These Americans are really daft. :D :D
I've had a torch for years that emits dark light. :LOL: :LOL:
Doesn't use batteries either, I've not changed them for years. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
 
I began believing the OP, then suddenly remembered why he is banned.
 
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