My wife brought home.............

[EFCLee1]

My wife brought home a tub of ice cream and asked if I wanted some.

"How hard is it?" I asked.

She cheekily replied, "As hard as your manhood when your thinking about me naked!"

I said "Go on then, pour me a glass."

 

[Mickymoody]

I think you misunderstood the joke, or you really don't get it?

Or would you purposly slag yourself off?

 

[Monkeh]

I think you misunderstood the joke, or you really don't get it?

Or would you purposly slag yourself off?

I think it's you who doesn't get the joke.

 

[Whitespirit66]

I think you misunderstood the joke, or you really don't get it?

Or would you purposly slag yourself off?

???????

 

[wotan]

What he's saying is the sight of his wife naked does nothing to arouse him.

 

[raebhoop]

I'm thinking of taking up being a comedy writer...It's my intention to test the ground by putting my material on here.

On the other hand....

 

[Mickymoody]

My wife brought home a tub of ice cream and asked if I wanted some.

"How hard is it?" I asked.

She cheekily replied, "As hard as your manhood when your thinking about me naked!"

I said "Go on then, pour me a glass."

So to dissect..How hard is the icecream, as hard as your manhood when you see your girl naked, ie flacid, and lucid. ie pour me a glass. I think the joke is on you.

 

[Monkeh]

My wife brought home a tub of ice cream and asked if I wanted some.

"How hard is it?" I asked.

She cheekily replied, "As hard as your manhood when your thinking about me naked!"

I said "Go on then, pour me a glass."

So to dissect..How hard is the icecream, as hard as your manhood when you see your girl naked, ie flacid, and lucid. ie pour me a glass. I think the joke is on you.

You just don't get it. Stop trying to cover that up by insulting others.

 

[thatbloke]

Was it chocolate chip by any chance?
Chocolate chip doesn't pour as good as none chocolate chip, or anything with nuts in.

 

[EFCLee1]

My wife brought home a tub of ice cream and asked if I wanted some.

"How hard is it?" I asked.

She cheekily replied, "As hard as your manhood when your thinking about me naked!"

I said "Go on then, pour me a glass."

So to dissect..How hard is the icecream, as hard as your manhood when you see your girl naked, ie flacid, and lucid. ie pour me a glass. I think the joke is on you.

It is the husband being sarcastic assuming the ice cream was liquid because of the reference to his manhood when she is naked

At least you didn't get my joke deleted as some have done on here

 

[Whitespirit66]

My wife brought home a tub of ice cream and asked if I wanted some.

"How hard is it?" I asked.

She cheekily replied, "As hard as your manhood when your thinking about me naked!"

I said "Go on then, pour me a glass."

So to dissect..

I get the idea that if you dissected Micky's head, you would just find tumble weeds blowing around inside.

No offence Mick, but you're a one-off!

(Will stop taking the mick now.)

 

[ladylola]

Well EFC we found it funny in our house