A new scheme being tried in America.
What if you don't have a partner already? Do they offer some kind of service to put you in touch with an equally patriotic voter of the opposite (or same) gender? Or is it like when you forget your gym kit at school, i.e. they supply you with a rather uninviting old droopy kit that has been used by hundreds of people before you? And is generally several sizes too big?
"Patriot-level commitment" requires a voter to have s*x with another voter on election night
What if you don't have a partner already? Do they offer some kind of service to put you in touch with an equally patriotic voter of the opposite (or same) gender? Or is it like when you forget your gym kit at school, i.e. they supply you with a rather uninviting old droopy kit that has been used by hundreds of people before you? And is generally several sizes too big?