Only in Oz

[Johnmelad502]

A Northern Territory farm hand (An Aboriginal) radios back to the farm manager.

'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bull bars at the front of my ute and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out.'

The manager says,'Ok, there's a 303 Rifle behind the seat. Take it; shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him.'

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.

'Now what's the problem?' raged the Manager. 'Well boss, it's his motorbike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch.'

'... You there Boss?'

 

[ColJack]

why did you have to make it a dumb blackguy joke?

there was absolutely no need to add that the farmhand was an aboriginal..

 

[gassafeman]

John...

You keep the funny jokes going and were gonna have to a ask for a joke forum for ya! I like them so please keep them coming.

Coljack.... you have your reasons I guess.

Paul

 

[Trazor]

why did you have to make it a dumb blackguy joke?

there was absolutely no need to add that the farmhand was an aboriginal..

As their was no mention, I presume in your weird world, it's OK to call policemen pigs?

 

[ColJack]

yes absolutely.. it's a commonly used nickname for the police, as is Jock for a Scotsman, Taffy for a Welshman, Tommy for an Englishman and Paddy for an Irishman, along with Bender for a Homosexual man and Dyke for a lesbian..

 

[namsag]

Strange name for a lesbian... Four stars
OR was that marks for the video

 

[joe-90]

I lived in Oz for 15 years - never heard a cop called 'pig'.

 

[Johnmelad502]

why did you have to make it a dumb blackguy joke?

there was absolutely no need to add that the farmhand was an aboriginal..

FFS it's a joke and all I did was copy and past it, so I added nothing.

He could have been a Paddy, a Jock, a Taffy, a Jap or even a Honky.

He could even have been from the West Midlands.

 

[Thermo]

do you get aboriginies in the west midlands then?

 

[joe-90]

do you get aboriginies in the west midlands then?

Yes. It means indigenous people.

 

[Thermo]

oh i thought they were called brummies

 

[ColJack]

hey that's slanderous..
it's like calling a liverpudlian a manc..