Organ donation

[joe-90]

last year over 400 people died whilst waiting for an organ transplant.

There are 9,000 on the waiting list, sometimes for 10 years or more.

I'm a healthy guy that doesn't smoke or drink so I've just signed up. They can take any organ or tissue (corneas, bone, sinew, skin for burn victims etc).

If I die then I hope someone somewhere can make use of the parts I no-longer need.

What a waste to cremate them when others are in desperate need.

https://www.uktransplant.org.uk/ukt/

Check out the link and consider signing up. Over 14 million in the UK already have.

 

[gcol]

It's a good job they can't do brain transplants yet - it'd be unfortunate for someone to get yours.

Just trying to sign up online and the "page cannot be found".

 

[joe-90]

It's a good job they can't do brain transplants yet - it'd be unfortunate for someone to get yours.

I guess if there were brain transplants then rather than them getting my brain - I'd be getting their body.

 

[Trazor]

It's a good job they can't do brain transplants yet - it'd be unfortunate for someone to get yours.

I guess if there were brain transplants then rather than them getting my brain - I'd be getting their body.

Good luck in your new female guise..............................

 

[gcol]

It's a good job they can't do brain transplants yet - it'd be unfortunate for someone to get yours.

I guess if there were brain transplants then rather than them getting my brain - I'd be getting their body.

Touche and well taken sir.

 

[JohnD]

I believe the unwanted organs are minced up, cooked, and sold in Donor Kebabs.

 

[markie]

I believe the unwanted organs are minced up, cooked, and sold in Donor Kebabs.

please say your joking, otherwise there be a lot of people going home happy after an night out, **** it i'm getting burnt to a crisp.

 

[Trazor]

Just be careful what eyes you get.............

http://www.break.com/index/bigeyes.html

 

[tim west]

I believe the unwanted organs are minced up, cooked, and sold in Donor Kebabs.

Must have got a lot of Doners out of John Holme's organ

 

[markie]

I believe the unwanted organs are minced up, cooked, and sold in Donor Kebabs.

Must have got a lot of Doners out of John Holme's organ

Are you taking the pee

 

[joe-90]

And the well-known drink - peenis colada

 

[ColJack]

as a larger gentleman, i have quite a lot of skin spare if they care to do the lipo and tummy tuck to harvest it...

 

[JohnD]

I'm sure I heard a lot of skin is harvested from a delicate operation carried out on baby boys.

 

[bernardgreen]

I'm sure I heard a lot of skin is harvested from a delicate operation carried out on baby boys.

Often used for those born without eyelids.... said to ensure they have foresight

 

[BOB D.O.L.E]

They can have my brain but mines already on the wanted list they will be sticking mine in the next jar to einsteins.