Paddy and Mick

[Alison556]

Paddy was looking for Mick and couldn't find him anywhere.

He eventually comes across Mick in a barn, doing a sexy strip in front of a large piece of farm equipment.

"Feck, Mick, what are you doing?" asks Paddy.

"Well," says Mick, "Mary and me haven't been getting on very well and we went to see a marriage guidance councillor.

He says that I had to do something sexy to attract 'er...................."

 

[geraint]

could think of better but hey ho its public....

 

[Bahco]

You can do better than that Alison.

 

[Alison556]

I know, I know but it was one of these really stupid jokes that made me laugh for ages - and keep giggling every now and again.

 

[geraint]

yes... as its only an internet forum... not a dating site..

 

[namsag]

Irishman takes his goldfish to the vet and says i think its got epilepsy.

Vet says it looks calm enough to me

Paddy says i have not taken it out the fekin bowl yet

 

[namsag]

Things that are difficult to say when drunk

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

Things that are really difficult to say when drunk

1. Specificity
2. anti-constitutionalistically
3. passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk

1.No thanks i am married
2. Nope no more booze for me
3.Sorry but your not really my type
4. No i dont want to see your fa#ny
5. My c@ck is fine how it is i dont want you to suck it.



Sorry if been done before