Photoshop Caption Contest No 2

[Pensdown]

JP laughing

Then the speech

JP not so happy

What did he say?

 

[markie]

classic he looks right at home there,

 

[ninebob]

I very nearly just wet myself! In fact my lodger had to ask me why I was laughing so much....

Will someone please teach me how to use Photoshop?

 

[Softus]

...and then he actually had the nerve to deny the holocaust!

 

[markie]

It looks so natural, bas you should be a MP.

 

[Softus]

I wouldn't walk so close behind me John - last night's Vindaloo is just reaching its peak.

 

[markie]

If bas shaved his wiskers off he would be presscot's twin,

 

[johnny_t]

I'm really struggling and can't think of a caption but have to say, there's something about the combination of jaunty gait and jolly face in that last picture that really makes me smile.......

 

[Gary_M]

Prescott's new secretary does a runner after hearing about the 'initiation ceremony'

 

[Pensdown]

I'm really struggling and can't think of a caption but have to say, there's something about the combination of jaunty gait and jolly face in that last picture that really makes me smile.......

Pack F - 1 x (10" x 7") - £11.00
Pack E - 1 x (7" x 5"), 4 x (3.5" x 2.5") - £12.00
Pack D - 1 x (7" x 5"), 2 x (5" x 3.5") - £12.00
Pack C - 3 x (7" x 5"), 4 x (3.5" x 2.5") - £18.00
Pack B - 1 x (10" x 7"), 2 x (7" x 5"), 4 x (5" x 3.5") - £24.00
Pack A - 1 x (13" x 10"), 1 x (10" x 7"), 2 x (7" x 5"), 4 x (5" x 3.5") - £30.00

I take paypal

 

[johnny_t]

I'm really struggling and can't think of a caption but have to say, there's something about the combination of jaunty gait and jolly face in that last picture that really makes me smile.......

Pack F - 1 x (10" x 7") - £11.00
Pack E - 1 x (7" x 5"), 4 x (3.5" x 2.5") - £12.00
Pack D - 1 x (7" x 5"), 2 x (5" x 3.5") - £12.00
Pack C - 3 x (7" x 5"), 4 x (3.5" x 2.5") - £18.00
Pack B - 1 x (10" x 7"), 2 x (7" x 5"), 4 x (5" x 3.5") - £24.00
Pack A - 1 x (13" x 10"), 1 x (10" x 7"), 2 x (7" x 5"), 4 x (5" x 3.5") - £30.00

Well, I'd like a big one, I think my Mum would like one. My wife's mum too, so that's one big one, two small ones, so I'll take.....

wait a minute.....

you've got me over a barrel, YOU THIEVING B*ST*RD !!!

 

[markie]

That reminds me, i must remind the P.M about the ozone layer, all that sh#t he talks, the smell will destroy the ozone,




ps only joking,

 

[bethrob99]

Why wasn't I briefed about Amarillo?

 

[johnny_t]

Not only had he beat him in the 'know the regs' competition, but now the hat-wearing newcomer was going to beat John in the race to get the best Croquet Mallet too..........

 

[hermes]

After skirmishing with joe-90 for so many months, bas decided to set his sights on more worthy opponents. In his opening battle with John Prescott he won hands-down on the topic of jet aeroplanes on conveyor belts!