Probably not true, but funny.

[DIYDANDY]

When Charles De Gaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor.

At the dinner table the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame De Gaulle:

"Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such presence on the French and International scene for so many years!

How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"

"A penis," replied Madame De Gaulle.

A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer... and no one knew what to say next.

Le Grand Charles De Gaulle leaned over to his wife and said:

"Ma cherie, I believe zat ze English pronounce zat word, 'appiness!"

 

[MisterG]

During a meeting a French woman was annoyed no one was paying attention to her presentation.

So she blurts out "I want you to focus".

But with her accent it came out more like "I want you to f*ck us"

This is a true story!

 

[Mickymoody]

During a meeting a French woman was annoyed no one was paying attention to her presentation.

So she blurts out "I want you to focus".

But with her accent it came out more like "I want you to f*ck us"

This is a true story!

Err. No it isn't.

 

[MisterG]

Actually it is.