Rapid lateral flow tests.

[Mottie]

Anyone using them? We do whenever we are meeting up indoors with others but you can't order them online at the moment. You can pick them up free from pharmacies but because of the shortage, you need a collection code. To get a collection code go HERE.

This is a public service notice brought to you by Doctor Mottie. You're welcome.

 

[Alec_t]

Thanks, but note that the collection code arrangement is for England, not the whole of the UK. In Wales, no collection code is needed and the kits can be ordered online.

 

[ellal]

Thanks, but note that the collection code arrangement is for England, not the whole of the UK. In Wales, no collection code is needed and the kits can be ordered online.

Can't be ordered online atm. They've run out...

Another juicy contract is no doubt already lined up to 'take up the slack'...

As to why they're in short supply?

Look no further back than the bog roll shortage...

This time it's jabber's panic...

Put the two together and it's clear that they are sh*tting themselves!

 

[Mottie]

We take our tests in case we have inadvertently caught it and pass it on to jab cowards such as yourself. You're welcome.

Say, did you ever reply to my question asking where you, as an independent free-thinking individual, did your own research into the effectiveness and the possible dangers of the vaccination? I'll ask again, what did you find and where did you find it?

 

[Deleted member 18243]

Madness.

 

[mattylad]

Also please note that the collection code can be reused and by more than 1 person..

Just a nudge nudge wink wink from someone who works in a supermarket pharmacy (not me)

 

[Deleted member 292770]

1 Nocrimbo death and no lft’s . More than enough excuse for a hysterical christmas lockdown.

 

[Trazor]

1 Nocrimbo death and no lft’s . More than enough excuse for a hysterical christmas lockdown.

The only thing hysterical is your posts, keep up the good laughs.

 

[Mottie]

Also please note that the collection code can be reused and by more than 1 person..

I did wonder - the pharmacist just wrote my collection code manually onto a form. With the numbers being given away, I thought who the bloody hell is going to check and cross-reference them? It'll take years!

 

[denso13]

More than enough excuse for a hysterical christmas lockdown.

Who is hysterical? Will you ever back up anything you say or just keep on lying?

 

[conny]

I got a phone call today asking if I would like to pop along to a vaccination station near work for my booster.
Popped along, signed in by a guy from the Royal Navy, Jabbed by a sergeant from the army, (barely felt it), and was offered a cup of tea and a biscuit by an RAF guy. All over in 20 minutes including the 15 minute sit down with tea and biscuits, (though I believe the tea & biscuits is not usually offered by most centres).

Regarding LFT's we are asked to do take them at least twice a week and report results to NHS. As I work in a college of FE with nearly a 1,000 students plus staff and I have 2 disabled people at home, not to mention my own compromised immunity system, I do it at least 3 times a week. Always been negative so far and because I mask and sanitise frequently I hope it will stay that way.

 

[Deleted member 292770]

Who is hysterical? Will you ever back up anything you say or just keep on lying?

Boris comes on tv especially to tell us ONE person died. can’t decide whether it’s hysterically funny or hysterically pathetic. both probably . Either way hysteria all for your benefit.

 

[denso13]

Either way hysteria all for your benefit.

Not if you don't believe Boris alone. You seem to think everyone does?

 

[Deleted member 292770]

Not if you don't believe Boris alone. You seem to think everyone does?

you do.

 

[denso13]

you do.

No, I really don't. But you could prove me wrong for once (you saying something isn't proof).