I know if anyone here subscribes to this lead generating website but I have noticed an interesting phenomenon and I wondered if anyone has any theories on this puzzling conundrum.
For those that don’t know, potential leads are listed on the website and sent via email and SMS. Customer feedback is scrolled on the top of the website via a marquee, so you can read and click on customer comments for any contractor.
Now, here’s the puzzle. The leads that come through to me seem to be written exclusively in txt speak by a particularly illiterate ten year old who is ripped to the t*ts on skunk.
An example of a typical lead might be ….
“biler brk nd fix tday n watr or ht” or
“smll plubing jobs needs too taps fix lking heastr urrgnt”
Since there is no babel-fish type translator it is left to you as to whether it is worth £14 plus VAT to get the contact details from these charmers.
However, the published scrolling feedback reads like an old Pathe newsreel, dripping in Received Pronunciation such as …
“Roger from xyz arrived promptly and was scrupulously clean. He is fastidiousness personified”
Or
“Arbuthnot was simply a delight. I would not hesitate to let him drink from the servant’s crockery”
Now, what I don’t understand is how you get from one to the other. Maybe I’m getting all of the duffers – anyone got any ideas?
For those that don’t know, potential leads are listed on the website and sent via email and SMS. Customer feedback is scrolled on the top of the website via a marquee, so you can read and click on customer comments for any contractor.
Now, here’s the puzzle. The leads that come through to me seem to be written exclusively in txt speak by a particularly illiterate ten year old who is ripped to the t*ts on skunk.
An example of a typical lead might be ….
“biler brk nd fix tday n watr or ht” or
“smll plubing jobs needs too taps fix lking heastr urrgnt”
Since there is no babel-fish type translator it is left to you as to whether it is worth £14 plus VAT to get the contact details from these charmers.
However, the published scrolling feedback reads like an old Pathe newsreel, dripping in Received Pronunciation such as …
“Roger from xyz arrived promptly and was scrupulously clean. He is fastidiousness personified”
Or
“Arbuthnot was simply a delight. I would not hesitate to let him drink from the servant’s crockery”
Now, what I don’t understand is how you get from one to the other. Maybe I’m getting all of the duffers – anyone got any ideas?