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[ban-all-sheds]

So here's a fun poll...

crafty1289
check out the ASH VID ...oh my ...glimpses of teen cheerleaders white panties ...
*moz remembers knocking a few out to that ,lol*

OK - you're at home one day, and your partner has gone out shopping.

You put on Tug TV.

Unexpectedly she returns, and in a fit of panic you jab randomly at the remote control.

What's the worst randomly selected programme that could come on for you to then be caught having a tug to?

 

[Moz]

place in the sun .. with the fat face girl presenter ...... startled ....

she looked at cyprus .. an me wide eyed an dropped too knees ....

an I wonder why....

I.....uuurgh


in a mad 40s thing about living her /Reggie Perrin style way ....

 

[69er]

a friends episode springs to mind when that happened with chandler and monica - he turned it on to a documentary about sharks. Monica was convinced he had a thing for sharks, so she got a shark outfit! V funny.

 

[johnny_t]

Probably The History Channel showing one of its endless Nazi-related repeats. Having a pull to one of Adolf's speeches or footage of Auschwitz might look a bit peculiar.....

 

[2scoops0406]

Tiny pop would take a LOT of explaining, and would probably see you detained at her majesties pleasure for a few years

 

[ban-all-sheds]

Tellytubbies.

One man and his dog.

Jeremy Clarkson.

 

[pickles]

That german guy who dissects bodies

 

[hermes]

That german guy who dissects bodies

I went to his exhibition, not realising what it was all about (someone else bought the tickets). Wish I hadn't.

 

[notb665]

OK - you're at home one day, and your partner has gone out shopping.

You put on Tug TV.

Unexpectedly she returns, and in a fit of panic you jab randomly at the remote control.

What's the worst randomly selected programme that could come on for you to then be caught having a tug to?

Homosexual male pornography.

 

[johnny_t]

Open University Physics

Any Fred Dibnah

Girl & Clown Testcard

Anything involving Jodie Marsh would mark me out as a definite freak

 

[toffee]

would serve you right!!!

and I would make you clean up all the shopping Id just dropped in shock!!!
hee hee hee

Im off out shopping now with that thought.

Thank goodness hubby is at work, so it wont happen to him today!!!

 

[hermes]

Thank goodness hubby is at work, so it wont happen to him today!!!
:

|Not at home, anyway.

 

[toffee]

also... how would you get out of being caught 'up to things' and forgetting the baby monitor is switched on and guests are downstairs and have heard everything through the monitor?????

oh its raining and I hate shopping..
happy posting !!!!!!

 

[johnny_t]

They only work on two frequencies, and given that I live in a small village with a high density of babies, most of my neighbours have heard us 'up to things' and vice versa......

 

[qwerty10000]

animal farm and not the george orwell version!!

or a video of the mother in law