Scottish Compassion

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Scottish Compassion
A man was sitting on a blanket at the
beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women from England, Wales ,
and Scotland were walking past and
felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said, 'Have you
ever had a hug?' The man said, 'No,'
so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever
had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so
she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said,
'ave ya ever been fooked, Laddie?'
The man broke into a big smile and
said,`no!

She said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the
tide comes in……
 
Game keeper walking through a glen and spots someone drinking water out of a stream.
So he shouts over

"Dinae drink that mon its fu of coo`s pish and keek (sh##e)."

Guy replies "i am English my good man could you repeat that in English"

Game keeper shouts back "Use both hands you will get more that way"
 
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