Secret Santa pressies

[AdamW]

A bit late, seeing as we are now a month after Chrimbo. But, I can't help but notice my secret santa present... a mousemate with a picture of a lady on it, with big boobies as a wrist rest!

Absolutely brilliant (they feel like real silicon implants!), unfortunately I have a trackball at home and I'm not sure such a mousemat would be compatible with our equal ops policies at work. And I really don't think I could put up with people squeezing them every time they walk past.

Did anyone else get some silly/funny presents?

 

[securespark]

real silicon

Somehow these two words with reference to breasts do not go together!

 

[planenut]

Is this "mousemate" similar to a mousemat, or just a bosom pal?

 

[ninebob]

made a bit of a t*t of himself typing that wrong!

 

[AdamW]

made a bit of a t*t of himself typing that wrong!

You've never heard of semi-conductor breasts?!

The cleft is perfect as a wrist-rest.

 

[pipme]

Heavenly Humungous,Double Delicious or sadly, Auspicious by Absence

 

[masona]

Did anyone else get some silly/funny presents?

2 left slippers from M&S, that's okay when turning left

 

[kendor]

made a bit of a t*t of himself typing that wrong!

You've never heard of semi-conductor breasts?!

The cleft is perfect as a wrist-rest.

That would explain why the owners of those appendages only allow you to make a pass in one direction only... theirs

 

[mildmanneredjanitor]

Did anyone else get some silly/funny presents?

2 left slippers from M&S, that's okay when turning left

Maybe a cruel reference to your dancing abilities???

 

[planenut]

[quote="AdamW
You've never heard of semi-conductor breasts?!
.[/quote]

It does seem that whenever I go to touch one, I get a shock.............