Bought something from the TescoDirect catalogue in the store today and apparently "the printer crashed" when it was doing my receipt, so now I have no receipt or order number. Called customer services when I got home and TWO AND A HALF HOURS LATER I was still in a queue. I gave up then and sent them an email asking them to call me.
TWO AND A HALF HOURS
TWO AND A HALF HOURS
TWO AND A HALF F*****G HOURS
The less patient among you will wonder why the b****y hell I stayed on the phone that long but I had the last laugh I can tell you - I was simultaneously watching the cricket while they were stuck in an office refusing to answer my call.
And imagine the fun I'll have when they try phoning me back and I leave the phone ringing for 3 hours
TWO AND A HALF HOURS
TWO AND A HALF HOURS
TWO AND A HALF F*****G HOURS
The less patient among you will wonder why the b****y hell I stayed on the phone that long but I had the last laugh I can tell you - I was simultaneously watching the cricket while they were stuck in an office refusing to answer my call.
And imagine the fun I'll have when they try phoning me back and I leave the phone ringing for 3 hours