Not sure if this has been mentioned on here, although it seems to be doing the rounds on other forums.
http://www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=429641
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http://www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=429641
Scroll down to post no 14 to find not the brightest thief