Spoonerisms
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lifesagasman
i'm a cunning linguist
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dexdeloup
A few years ago, my (then 6 year old) daughter had been out for a sposored walk with her school. We asked her how it went, to which she replied
"My eggs are laching"
"My eggs are laching"
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EdwardCurrent
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Estate Agent called ...... Cundy - Lingfield
Seriously . Their boards are all around E. Grinstead.
When looking for a lost washer or similar tiny object --
"Make sure you check every crook and nanny."
When your tea break is overdue --
"I'm coming for a clapper!"
In the toy shop --
"Do you sell Barbarella Cindy dolls?"
"Make sure you check every crook and nanny."
When your tea break is overdue --
"I'm coming for a clapper!"
In the toy shop --
"Do you sell Barbarella Cindy dolls?"
A receptionist I used to deal with was called Jennifer Prime.
To remember names I create a 'memory connection'
for example.. Kevin bacon...bacon, got a nose like a pig..etc.
She retired last year and at her leaving party I asked everyone to raise a glass to Optimus Prime. (She was a well built woman.)
To remember names I create a 'memory connection'
for example.. Kevin bacon...bacon, got a nose like a pig..etc.
She retired last year and at her leaving party I asked everyone to raise a glass to Optimus Prime. (She was a well built woman.)
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joinerjohn
I've a gouse and harden in the country,
An ace I call my plown.
A treat I can replace to when I beed to nee alone.
Where catterfly and butterpillar perch on beafy lough,
And I listen to the dats and cogs,
As they mark and they biaow.
Yes wature here is nunderful, there is no weed for nords.
Whilst silling by my windowflutter,,
Biny little tirds.
An ace I call my plown.
A treat I can replace to when I beed to nee alone.
Where catterfly and butterpillar perch on beafy lough,
And I listen to the dats and cogs,
As they mark and they biaow.
Yes wature here is nunderful, there is no weed for nords.
Whilst silling by my windowflutter,,
Biny little tirds.
I just tripped over the cooking fat!
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dexthird
Not really a spoonerism, but I used to have to attend tedious heads of department meetings at work. This was called Academic Board.
I managed to get this changed unofficially to Academic Boredom
I managed to get this changed unofficially to Academic Boredom
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