STRANGE BUT TRUE

[BOB.DOLE]

The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad

It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

The Earth weighs around 6,600,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons (5,940 billion billion metric tons)!

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation!

Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark!

In 32 years. there are about 1 billion seconds!

Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight

A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!

After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again!

Two robbers were in the process of their crime when one changed his mind and arrested the other.

A woman had her husband's ashes made into an egg timer when he died so he could still "help" in the kitchen.

 

[breezer]

Thomas Eddison did not invent the lamp (light bulb) swan did, eddison was the first to patent it, although it is thought there may have been some cash changing hands to get Ediisons paten in before Swans.

flys do not eat the throw up, they throw up then eat, the acuid helps digets food, a fly must always throw upfirst


flys take off backwards

 

[Thermo]

It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

if it decomposes after a million years then it must wear out rather than never!!

 

[BOB.DOLE]

It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

if it decomposes after a million years then it must wear out rather than never!!

plastic has the same molecules and never erodes they have very close molecular structure to gold, so in reality one day we can make gold out of sand.

 

[splinter]

It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

if it decomposes after a million years then it must wear out rather than never!!

plastic has the same molecules and never erodes they have very close molecular structure to gold, so in reality one day we can make gold out of sand.

BOB DOLE
How about tomorrow then,You can supply the sand to convert into gold and I'll bring a old dog bone to convert into diamonds

 

[BOB.DOLE]

It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

if it decomposes after a million years then it must wear out rather than never!!

plastic has the same molecules and never erodes they have very close molecular structure to gold, so in reality one day we can make gold out of sand.

BOB DOLE
How about tomorrow then,You can supply the sand to convert into gold and I'll bring a old dog bone to convert into diamonds

splinter diamonds are already being made gold is caused by emense pressure being forced down upon it maybe if we open your skull we would find some in your head.

 

[splinter]

It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

if it decomposes after a million years then it must wear out rather than never!!

plastic has the same molecules and never erodes they have very close molecular structure to gold, so in reality one day we can make gold out of sand.

BOB DOLE
How about tomorrow then,You can supply the sand to convert into gold and I'll bring a old dog bone to convert into diamonds

splinter diamonds are already being made gold is caused by emense pressure being forced down upon it maybe if we open your skull we would find some in your head.

Yeah, Fools gold

 

[BOB.DOLE]

It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

if it decomposes after a million years then it must wear out rather than never!!

plastic has the same molecules and never erodes they have very close molecular structure to gold, so in reality one day we can make gold out of sand.

BOB DOLE
How about tomorrow then,You can supply the sand to convert into gold and I'll bring a old dog bone to convert into diamonds

splinter diamonds are already being made gold is caused by emense pressure being forced down upon it maybe if we open your skull we would find some in your head.

Yeah, Fools gold

hee hee he hoo hoo ho

 

[Steve]

The Earth weighs around 6,600,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons (5,940 billion billion metric tons).

6.6 x 10^18 tons

5.94 x 10^21 metric tons

good ol' standard form! the metric system has its benefits.