Strange e-mail correspondants...

[securespark]

Just to complete my trilogy of useless threads!! They always come in three's, no?

I have had e-mails from the following "people":

Sadden P Tartery.

Flinched P Trumped.

Compatible T Succulence.

Selling c/feit stuff....

I must say, I can't decide which is the best. It has to be a toss-up between the second and third, I think!

 

[AdamW]

God, I'm glad I don't get all that useless spam.

I only get useful e-mails like "herbal viagra", "willy enlargement without surgery" and my favourite "breast enhancement pills". All very useful stuff

As soon as my money comes through from the estate of Colonel Abbu Dabbi Wabbu in Nigeria (yes, I get invitations to take part in big business schemes too) I'll be buying up a whole load.