Stuff your wives say to you .....

[gasbanni]

Missed going through the green traffic light for some little messing about reason ......

'Well done ' she says after a while says with a knowing smile ' I was complimenting you '
With a look that said you idiot !

 

[conny]

When she gives you instructions on how to do a certain task around the house and you get so fed up, (because you know she is wrong but daren't contradict her in full flow), so you politely ask her to show you what she means.
"How am I supposed to show you if I don't know how to do it myself? Thats why I'm telling you."

It was later when she realised what she had said.

 

[Deleted member 292770]

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[fillyboy]

Missed going through the green traffic light for some little messing about reason ......

'Well done ' she says after a while says with a knowing smile ' I was complimenting you '
With a look that said you idiot !

When 'she' takes more than a few minutes to parallel park and eventually stope 12-18 inches from the pavement. I generally open the door and say 'I'll walk to the kerb'.

 

[motorbiking]

Half of everything you bought is mine and my solicitor will get me the other half

 

[Mottie]

"That'll never go in there".

 

[Odds]

"That'll never go in there".

You should never clean out your ears with a spade, Mottie.
Get a pro to do it.

 

[Alec_t]

"You've had that <insert name of clothing item here> for ages. Time to buy a new one."

 

[Deleted member 292770]

"That'll never go .

 

[EFLImpudence]

"Do you want any {item of food}?"

"No. I'll have some of yours"