I currently have a vacancy for a lodger in my flat, so I sent an email to "global - all users" at work, with the advert for the room as an attachment.
One of the responses I got was from a guy in admin, which I quote exactly as it was written:
"hi i saw u have a room 2 let;cud u let me no the details bills etc and location coz i need 2 no if its close 4 work;joe"
The polite response I sent him was:
"Thanks for your email, Joe. I'm afraid that the room has already been taken, but I appreciate your interest and if the situation changes I'll let you know."
What I really, really wanted to send (but bottled out) was:
"Joe - how the hell did you get through your interview? Your use of "text speak" and bad punctuation is occasionally acceptable in a text to your mates, but never in an email to your colleagues. It frightens me that the company employed you in a job role that involves writing letters to clients. My tact and decorum prevents me from sarcastically looking down on people and making ascerbic comments, and therefore it's probably not a good idea that you come and live in my house."