One day the lads at work go for their break and they always play cards
on this particular day they have their break but they are one short of a foursome and Johnny who normally plays is sitting there reading a book.
Frank says come on John put that book away and lets have a game of cards
John said no I don't want to play, this book is very important and I must read it and learn the techniques
Oh what is it about
Its about the art of quick repartee
the art of quick repartee, whats that all about
well its about when someone makes a witty remark and everyone is laughing at you
then you reply with a wittier remark and turn the tables on them so the people start laughing at them.
aye but does it work
well it worked for my brother
how was that
well one day the circus was in town and my brother had a seat right at the front and after so many acts the clowns come on
then a spotlight suddenly shines on my brother and this clown said
"sir have you ever played the front part of a pantomime donkey"
my brother said no
"sir have you have ever played the rear end of a pantomime donkey"
again my brother said no
so the clown said "so you must have been no end of an aaass" and at this all the crowd starting laughing.
but ny brother through reading this book on the art of quick repartee retorted with a much wittier reply that turned the tables on him
Oh and how did he do that
well he stood up and raised his right arm and pointed at the clown
and cool, calm and collecively he looked him in the eye and shouted
F**K off you red nosed C**t
on this particular day they have their break but they are one short of a foursome and Johnny who normally plays is sitting there reading a book.
Frank says come on John put that book away and lets have a game of cards
John said no I don't want to play, this book is very important and I must read it and learn the techniques
Oh what is it about
Its about the art of quick repartee
the art of quick repartee, whats that all about
well its about when someone makes a witty remark and everyone is laughing at you
then you reply with a wittier remark and turn the tables on them so the people start laughing at them.
aye but does it work
well it worked for my brother
how was that
well one day the circus was in town and my brother had a seat right at the front and after so many acts the clowns come on
then a spotlight suddenly shines on my brother and this clown said
"sir have you ever played the front part of a pantomime donkey"
my brother said no
"sir have you have ever played the rear end of a pantomime donkey"
again my brother said no
so the clown said "so you must have been no end of an aaass" and at this all the crowd starting laughing.
but ny brother through reading this book on the art of quick repartee retorted with a much wittier reply that turned the tables on him
Oh and how did he do that
well he stood up and raised his right arm and pointed at the clown
and cool, calm and collecively he looked him in the eye and shouted
F**K off you red nosed C**t
