THE BRAIN

B

B.O.B DOLE

Been to the doctors and he sent me to the hospital i had bad headaces and loss of memery believe it or not i used to be a good speller but the hospital doctor said my brain had shrunk do to alchole over the years
and can not be reversed i was wondering how they managed to shrink heads in the jungle did they boil them
 
Sponsored Links
I think they used to take the skin off, boil that up, then put it round a small bit of wood instead and boil it some more.

There's a museum in Oxford I went to once with loads in.
 
johnny_t said:
I think they used to take the skin off, boil that up, then put it round a small bit of wood instead and boil it some more.

There's a museum in Oxford I went to once with loads in.

I never knew that, but I have always wondered what the secret of head boiling was ever since I was a little boy when it used to happen in all the adventure books I read.
 
I heard that it was done with hot sand :eek: The ball theory is balls :LOL: the neck would have to be as wide as the head.......could be done to Sl*gger tho`:cool:
 
Sponsored Links
B.O.B DOLE said:
Been to the doctors and he sent me to the hospital i had bad headaces and loss of memery believe it or not i used to be a good speller but the hospital doctor said my brain had shrunk do to alchole over the years
If I were you Bob I would block up my ears with cotton wool before I go to bed at night.
 
hermes said:
B.O.B DOLE said:
Been to the doctors and he sent me to the hospital i had bad headaces and loss of memery believe it or not i used to be a good speller but the hospital doctor said my brain had shrunk do to alchole over the years
If I were you Bob I would block up my ears with cotton wool before I go to bed at night.
If he did that he wouldn't hear the asteroid coming ;)
 
kendor said:
hermes said:
B.O.B DOLE said:
Been to the doctors and he sent me to the hospital i had bad headaces and loss of memery believe it or not i used to be a good speller but the hospital doctor said my brain had shrunk do to alchole over the years
If I were you Bob I would block up my ears with cotton wool before I go to bed at night.
If he did that he wouldn't hear the asteroid coming ;)
True, but it would stop his brain from rolling out onto the pillow.
 
hermes said:
kendor said:
hermes said:
B.O.B DOLE said:
Been to the doctors and he sent me to the hospital i had bad headaces and loss of memery believe it or not i used to be a good speller but the hospital doctor said my brain had shrunk do to alchole over the years
If I were you Bob I would block up my ears with cotton wool before I go to bed at night.
If he did that he wouldn't hear the asteroid coming ;)
True, but it would stop his brain from rolling out onto the pillow.
stable doors open the horse has bolted :LOL:
 
Sponsored Links
Back
Top