The city of Southend on sea

[Ihavenojob]

came into being today.

 

[JohnD]

but it's not really a City, any more than Tranny is a panda.

 

[Deleted member 292770]

Queenie says it is so it is.

 

[fillyboy]

but it's not really a City, any more than Tranny is a panda.

The City of Southend on Sea:

tranny:

Exactly.

 

[Deleted member 294929]

I like Pandas they are honest no ball shît black and white sort of Bears. I wouldn't kick one out of bed.....

 

[Odds]

I like Pandas they are honest no ball shît black and white sort of Bears. I wouldn't kick one out of bed.....

That's deeply disturbing. On several levels.

 

[Ihavenojob]

I like Pandas they are honest no ball shît black and white sort of Bears. I wouldn't kick one out of bed.....

Pedant JohnD will be along in a moment to tell you that a Panda is not really a bear.

 

[Deleted member 294929]

That's deeply disturbing. On several levels.

Listen Bod

When I was young I had Bugs bunny share a bed with me. The fact he had big ears didn't matter....

 

[AngleEyes]

Listen Bod

You talking to yourself?


You're Bod, it says so in your username.

 

[Deleted member 294929]

You talking to yourself?


You're Bod, it says so in your username.

I knew a fella once called John who had a mate called John. John's dad and Grandad where also called John. John senior sons name was John.
The Grandad had a son called John too

 

[AngleEyes]

I knew a fella once called John who had a mate called John. John's dad and Grandad where also called John. John senior sons name was John.
The Grandad had a son called John too

If John's dad was called John. then John Senior's son would logically be called John also.
And if John's Grandad was also called John, then logically, the Grandad called John would have a grandson called John.



According to Trigger, everyone was 'Dave'.

 

[Deleted member 294929]

Chelsea defender César Azpilicueta gets called Dave by his Racist team mates because they can't pronounce his name.

 

[The Samaritan]

The joke started quite a while ago, labelling run down towns as a city, must not lol.

 

[AngleEyes]

Chelsea defender César Azpilicueta gets called Dave by his Racist team mates because they can't pronounce his name.

They must be really dumb.
Send them this to teach them how to pronounce César:

 

[Ihavenojob]

The joke started quite a while ago, labelling run down towns as a city, must not lol.

Brighton (and Hove) being a prime example.