The inventor of the television..............................

[EFCLee1]

The inventor of the television remote control has died at the age of 96.

Have they tried turning his batteries round and smacking him against the coffee table?

 

[Bodgeitandleggit]

I heard a couple of years ago he went missing and was found down the back of the couch

 

[joinerjohn]

I heard that no one could get him off his wife.

 

[imamartian]

i heard his wife had got someone else in who could do everything.... his name was Alwin One? Alun Wan? Orlin Wan? (Sommat like that !)