this may be sexist ... but what the hell :)

[gasgirl]

thought this one might go down well with a few of u.


http://users.auth.gr/~ktolis/en/archive/comics/computer_tech/I Wish For...jpg


P.S. if this has been seen before .... well tough....lol

Lesley[/url]

 

[Brightness]

Yeah right!!!!!!

 

[gasgirl]

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"



is that better Brightness lol

 

[Gary_M]

Speechless

 

[Brightness]

I posted a few of those the other day gasgirl! I am queen of sexist jokes & put downs

 

[gasgirl]

good to hear it Brightness... I didn't notice any of yours... I'll have a wee look to see.

All in good humour of course.

Lesley

 

[Brightness]

Of course...... well at least that's what we let the blokes think........

 

[Gary_M]

I'm getting horrible flashback's of the Two Ronnie's - The Worm that Turned

Oh, wait................................. now I'm getting decent flashback's of the outfits the women wore

1 -1 I believe girls

 

[Moz]

Gary_M
"Two Ronnie's - The Worm that Turned !"

very funny lol ...... an too those jokes
PHHHHHHHHHHaaarp !! (FART Noise !)
The Phantom Rasberry Blower Of Old London Town ..lol


LO @ gasgirl


Brightness
"I am queen of sexist jokes & put downs"
lol....When Eh ????

 

[Gary_M]

...... an too those jokes
PHHHHHHHHHHaaarp !! (FART Noise !)
The Phantom Rasberry Blower Of Old London Town ..lol

Ah, the memories come flooding back. Piggy Malone and Charley Farley

 

[Gary_M]

Something to think about ....................

Surely any man who marries a woman is 'sexist' ?

 

[Gary_M]

 

[joe-90]

Some of you have probably seen this, but I hadn't so you may not have:



Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other and they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.

While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2003. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run.

Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge.
These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources. These conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2004, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2004; it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Please help!








joe