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The Samaritan

The Samaritan

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So sad so many men and women cheat these days and no qualms i saying I love you to two people often a spouse and a lover on the same day. To add insult to injury, often the flowers/present these misfits can ill afford

To valentines day, all I can say is GFY as you should treat with respect your OH at all times.
 
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Tesco have cards "You are my only love"

in packs of 6 or 12
 
or the economy version

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I got a message "don't forget your love sausage."

thought it was a bit coarse.






















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A friend of ours, lay friend sent her husband a gift of an artificial pussy as she could not meet his
"half-baked, half-erect demands for sex."

Guess what, it did the trick.
 
A good few years ago, Tesco did a valentines 'love sausage'. It contained all sorts of aphrodisiac ingredients. Of course I bought it for a joke and I was up all night. Burping, farting......
 
I used to work all over the place and I would post a few cards to Mrs Secure from those places then drop a few more off at a truck stop. Gove them a pack of ciggies or whatever and she'd end up with 8 or so Val's cards from places like Glasgow, London, Exeter and a few closer to home where I worked like Notts and Scarborough. She'd be trying to work out who she knew in each place!
 
securespark said:
I used to work all over the place and I would post a few cards to Mrs Secure from those places then drop a few more off at a truck stop. Gove them a pack of ciggies or whatever and she'd end up with 8 or so Val's cards from places like Glasgow, London, Exeter and a few closer to home where I worked like Notts and Scarborough. She'd be trying to work out who she knew in each place!
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:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Nasty but :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

At the council where I worked a few years ago the vast majority of people that worked with me and two other blokes were women.
We used to send a couple of cards to some bitches that thought they were real deal and boy did we have a quiet lol when they bragged about the cards received at work via internal post and them guessing who the secret admirers were - they deserved it as they were nasty work EG looking through people client files in order undermine them and constantly slagging off perfectly decent, hard-working colleagues.

The best joke was in that crap 'secret santa' won't say what us guys did but its was the funniest thing I've ever known to happen. They would have caught us out had we not put an extra present in to be accounted for when they did not take the joke too well and went around asking everyone what they gave:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: - I met a co-worker a couple of months ago a few weeks before Christmas and were reminiscing about the good old days and she recalled the joke but I never told her as it could land the other two in trouble that still work there.
 
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