Trying to do a few jobs

[malcolmX]

I'm trying to do a few jobs around the garden but its hard when you are limping around, I need to refelt one of the garden sheds but need a couple of trestles and planks, will have to get the wife to hump them over from behind the garage tomorrow.

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

will have to get the wife to hump them

Whose the wife humping

 

[malcolmX]

Not who is she humping but what? my steel trestles and planks will do fine.

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

saucy then

 

[securespark]

will have to get the wife to hump them over from behind the garage tomorrow.

Why don't you hump the wife over the trestles behind the garage?

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

will have to get the wife to hump them over from behind the garage tomorrow.

Why don't you hump the wife over the trestles behind the garage?

Good advice, providing malcx has sorted his limp problem out

 

[joe-90]

When he gets his trestles and boards up he'll have an erection.

 

[malcolmX]

When he gets his trestles and boards up he'll have an erection.

Joe,
That was a good one, wish i'd have thought of it

 

[malcolmX]

Finished the shed roof, need to refix a loose slate on the kitchen roof now.

 

[libby lou lou]

Is it true, they only silicone nowadays,under the edge?

 

[sooey]

When he gets his trestles and boards up he'll have an erection.

It won't do him any good, with that limp he'll never get his leg over.

 

[malcolmX]

Is it true, they only silicone nowadays,under the edge?

Dont know what other would do but in this instance it will be a lead tab and a galvo nail.

 

[malcolmX]

Done that slate on the kitchen roof now, think I will have a mosey round my workshop, will light the woodburner and put a brew on.
Sit on my chair and gaze in wonderment at my lifetimes collection of tools, although I am a plumber by trade my first love is cabinet making and joinery, got a woodworking shop that any joiner on here would admire, took me years to build up, hope I dont die in the next 20 years, anyone else got a woodworking shop, got any pictures?