Wee Shuggie

[Johnmelad502]

Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

Wee Shuggie: Seven Sir

Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

Wee Shuggie: Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

We Shuggie: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and
another 2, how many will you have?

Wee Shuggie: Seven!!!

Teacher: Where the f**k do you get seven from?
Wee Shuggie: Because I f***ing have one at home!!

 

[Space cat]

"Please miss, I ain't got no pencil."

"You ain't got no pencil?"

"No miss."

"Listen carefully. You HAVE no pencil. I HAVE no pencil. They HAVE no pencils."

"Well who's got all the bleedin' pencils then?"

 

[Johnmelad502]

Teacher, "Shuggie, can you make up a sentence with the fascinate in it"

Shuggie, "My sister has a blouse with 12 buttons, but because her T... boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."

 

[ColJack]

Teacher: can anyone make a scentence with the word "pistol" in it?

Shuggie: My Dad gets his gyro at 10am, then he's on the **** 'till the pub closes..

 

[namsag]

Teacher .. Can anyone use the word contagious in a sentence.

Wee shuggie.. Yes the guy next door is painting outside of his house with a 2 inch brush my dad said it will take the contagious

 

[Shytalkz]

Nam:

 

[MarkBarl]

Teacher: Can anyone give me a word with more than 2 syllables in it.

Wee shuggie: mas ter bate

Teacher: On my, that's a mouthful.

Wee suggie: No miss, I think you're thinking of a blow**b

 

[kjacko]

I lol'd at all of em, and spat my coffee out at a few of the shuggie ones!

Nice work fellas.