What a thicko

[Bodd]

I went to the Range today to buy some seeds and plants for our garden allotment.

I masked up
Rubber gloves
Sanitiser wipes on hand.

I got to the counter to pay...
She tells me from behind her perspex to put my items on the table.

One by one I spread all my items down with sort code facing up.

She come from behind her perspex protection and started picking up my items to scan.

I said best not pick them up..
Let me put them back in my trolley.

OK she said and just carried on picking them up..

What a thicko

 

[Mottie]

What seeds did you get?

 

[Bodd]

What seeds did you get?

I feel as if this is a loaded question!!

 

[Bodd]

I'll tell you once out of the bath

 

[Mottie]

Just curious. Allotment got my attention. Flower or vegetable seeds?

 

[HERTS P&D]

I'll tell you once out of the bath

Any pictures of you in the bath?



Andy

 

[Bodd]

I'm going to give you a list as I know what's coming

 

[Mottie]

Andy, stop grooming Bodd.

 

[Bodd]

Any pictures of you in the bath?



Andy

No but I see what you sent me.... I'll add I'm just having a bath...

 

[Bodd]

How ironic

 

[conny]

How ironic

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So you get out of your bath, get dry and dressed, go downstairs, pick up and lay all your seed packets out on the ground in your garden, take a picture and post it on here.

Why not just type what you had bought?

 

[Mottie]

Apart from the chard and the rocket, I have all those seeds myself. Make sure you cover the kale with some fine netting otherwise the caterpillars will 'ave 'em! Get the rest of them in the ground or in seed trays pronto.

 

[Bodd]

So you get out of your bath, get dry and dressed, go downstairs, pick up and lay all your seed packets out on the ground in your garden, take a picture and post it on here.

Why not just type what you had bought?

That lot? Can you imagine if I spelt them wrong

 

[Bodd]

Apart from the chard and the rocket, I have all those seeds myself.

Are you American?

 

[Mottie]

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