What I want to know is...

[Johnmelad502]

How does she wipe her butt?

 

[corgiman]

thats the WORST tommy Cooper impression EVER

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

looks like she's had ago and drawn blood

 

[Thermo]

gets rid of the clag nuts effectivley though!

 

[Blasphemous]

I see she likes to keep them nice and short...

 

[disinfo]

What I want to know is, why???

 

[Thermo]

because they cant pick up the nail clippers silly!

 

[conny]

Imagine the wax you can get out your ears with them!

 

[disinfo]

Imagine the wax you can get out your ears with them!

Wax and small chunks of brain!

Although, I imagine they must be missing some in the first place.

 

[ColJack]

how the heck do they sleep at night and not break them off?

 

[conny]

That blonde/white haired one in the second picture admitted in a magazine that she gets her arms tied to the bed post apparently.

Wife said she read an article about her some time back.

 

[Blasphemous]

That blonde/white haired one in the second picture admitted in a magazine that she gets her arms tied to the bed post apparently.

Wife said she read an article about her some time back.

You missed a trick there conny! I would have been claiming ignorance and asking for a demonstration!!!!

Actually the woman in question (no not conny's wife!), was in a car crash a while back and broke most of hers! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7889890.stm

I agree with disinfo, gotta be lacking in the grey matter department I reckon!

 

[Zakman]

Firstly - Why?
Secondly, how would you get anything done?