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Double capricorn

(so better watch out, I'm double stubborn, very) ;)
 
me i'm old fashioned so i still give the two fingered sign :)
 
AQUARIUS (20 Jan - 18 Feb). You are humanistic and progressive.
You lie a great deal. You are inclined to be careless and impractical,
causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People
think you are stupid.

PISCES (19 Feb - 20 Mar). You have a vivid imagination and often
think you are being followed by the CIA or MI5. You have minor influence
over your associates and people resent you for your flaunting of your
power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people do
terrible things to small animals.

ARIES (21 Mar - 19 Apr). You are the pioneer type and hold most people
in contempt. You are quick tempered, impudent and scornful of advise.
You are not very nice.

TAURUS (20 Apr - 20 May). You are practical and persistent. You have
a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are
stubborn and bull headed.

GEMINI (21 May - 21 Jun). You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual, however, you are inclined to
expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap.

CANCER (22 Jun - 22 Jul). You are sympathetic and understand other
people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting
things off, which is why you will never make anything of yourself.

LEO (23 Jul - 22 Aug). You consider yourself a born leader.
Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain
dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting.

VIRGO (23 Aug - 22 Sep). You are the logical type and hate disorder.
This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and
unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgo's make good bus drivers.

LIBRA (23 Sep - 23 Oct). You are the artistic type and have a hard time
dealing with reality. If you are a man you are more than likely impotent.
Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent.

SCORPIO (24 Oct - 21 Nov). You are shrewd in business and cannot be
trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total
lack of ethics.

SAGITTARIUS (22 Nov - 21 Dec). You are optimistic and enthusiastic.
You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. People laugh at you a great deal.

CAPRICORN (22 Dec - 19 Jan). You are conservative and afraid of taking
risks. You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been
a Capricorn of any importance.
 
LOL LOL @ ban-all-sheds :) :)



mlb3c
thank God .. you didnt carry that rhyme on too N*****....as the resident racist hasnt been here for awhile ..lol :) :) :)
 
Moz said:
LOL LOL @ ban-all-sheds :) :)



mlb3c
thank God .. you didnt carry that rhyme on too N*****....as the resident racist hasnt been here for awhile ..lol :) :) :)

OMG had no idea he was a monkey :eek: :mad: :LOL:
that explains a lot :LOL:
 
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