I've just been reading in the paper that our glorious politicians are talking about closing the Channel Tunnel at night to slow down brown jobs sneaking in.That does of course raise an interesting question. What will Chlamydia Batman Jelly do next? JBR has started us off with "Bell tent model". A good opener I think. Can we do better?
It sounds the ideal job for Ms Batmanjellymonster (and one of her similarly statured mates for the other tunnel).