However I am a naturally kind-hearted man, so I will attempt to help him avoid making such an arse of himself in future.
http://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/ec-to-ban-curved-cucumbers/
http://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/curved-bananas/
http://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/euromyths-a-z-index/
And here are a few more, happily trotted out by people who prefer entertainment and lies to facts. The Sun, the Daily Telegraph, the Mirror, Boris Johnson, and Bernard.
http://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/eu-is-not-demanding-money-from-uk-for-a-new-bail-out/
http://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/double-decker-buses-to-be-banned/
http://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK...nd-kettles-and-could-not-decide-alone-anyway/
http://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/euromyth-u-law-bans-church-bells/
http://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/expresss-eu-2600-tax-bombshell-story-completely-wrong/
http://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/brussels-bans-barmaids-from-baring-chests/
http://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/ec-to-ban-curved-cucumbers/
http://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/curved-bananas/
http://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/euromyths-a-z-index/
And here are a few more, happily trotted out by people who prefer entertainment and lies to facts. The Sun, the Daily Telegraph, the Mirror, Boris Johnson, and Bernard.
http://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/eu-is-not-demanding-money-from-uk-for-a-new-bail-out/
http://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/double-decker-buses-to-be-banned/
http://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK...nd-kettles-and-could-not-decide-alone-anyway/
http://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/euromyth-u-law-bans-church-bells/
http://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/expresss-eu-2600-tax-bombshell-story-completely-wrong/
http://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/brussels-bans-barmaids-from-baring-chests/