Why would I need a new phone?
I bought my Nokia 6100 in 2007 - second hand. In those 18 years, it's had a couple of new batteries, but apart from that it's not missed a beat. It regularly gets ridiculed, but it texts and does calls - what more do you need? So basic, it doesn't even have a camera.
These smart(dumb) phones are way too complex and demand far too much time and attention from the often zombified owners. I'm regularly shouting "wakey, wakey!!" at mainly young people who are so fixated on their 25,000 Facebook followers on their latest iPhone that they don't notice others walking along the pavement towards them.