A CUNNING PLAN

[BOB.DOLE]

I am going to egypt

 

[gcol]

How much?

 

[Steve]

Nice to know your dole money / our taxes pay for successful enterprise start-up projects.

 

[anobium]

I alerted the egyptian police to be on the lookout for a middle aged, fat, balding, and sweaty englishman, who uses the alias of BOB DOPE, and who intends to smuggle some ancient artifacts out of the country.
They have said they would be delighted to meet up with you and give you an extended holiday at one of their establishments.
PS Have I got your description about right?

 

[masona]

Have I got your description about right?

I think so 'cos this photo was about 20 yrs ago

 

[jbonding]

the ejits going to egypt, it might be worth buying the pick once you get there bob you know how funny they can be at the airport and watch your money this time

 

[securespark]

Thought you were ****ing off?

It was too good to be true, wasn't it?