A Funny

[cumbriahandyman]

A man walks into Border's bookstore and asks the young lady assistant,

"Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?"

She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."

"That's the one ... I'll take a copy."

 

[Mickymoody]

Hmmm...

Back in the day, my Mother sent me to get a new ink cartridge for her typewriter (that shows how old I am), and the name of the typewriter was Hermes baby.

So I walk into this old fashioned shop, that had an extremely attractive assistant working there, and ask for this ribbon cartridge. It's for a Hermes, Her-mes, He-rmes, I don't know how to prounounce it.

She's checking the stock lists, no, I can't find that model...

I stammer out the full name - "It's model is called a Hermes Baby", sounded like a come on to her, and I quickly retreated from the shop!