A little bit too aggressive

[Mottie]

I used to take them for a ride outside tube stations.
I would walk about up and down with a fag and the fools follow every step.
Then I'd pretend to flick the butt on the pavement and they'd approach at the speed of light.
I let them talk their caper and then show the butt still lit in my hand.
Their jaw dropping to the floor makes a nice sound

I used to do something similar many, many years ago. I used to walk in to ASDA with an unlit fag in my mouth. The security guard would always shout 'No smoking'. I'd shout back 'I'm not smoking'. Mrs Mottie said I was being petty.

 

[Deleted member 294929]

I used to do something similar many, many years ago. I used to walk in to ASDA with an unlit fag in my mouth. The security guard would always shout 'No smoking'. I'd shout back 'I'm not smoking'. Mrs Mottie said I was being petty.

Looks to me you were being argumentative.. now that surprises me....

 

[Mottie]

Looks to me you were being argumentative.. now that surprises me....

I was young and hot-headed.

 

[Deleted member 294929]

I was young and hot-headed.

Your still young and you still have the same hot woman..

 

[Mottie]

I generally like French food but has anyone had Andouillette? I made that mistake once. Never again.

 

[Deleted member 294929]

I generally like French food but has anyone had Andouillette? I made that mistake once. Never again.

Looks good... I had something that looked like that in Bulgaria........ I love chicken livers and like Kidneys. They do smell a bit pee e

 

[Odds]

So, to get it off your chest you decided to join a DiY forum.

 

[Deleted member 294929]

So, to get it off your chest you decided to join a DiY forum.

We are good listeners

 

[diy_fun_uk]

I don't agree with dropping litter (if we all did it we'd soon be living in a tip) however I feel a £150 fine is on the steep side.

I've watched a few YT clips of these environmental officers or whatever they're called and often the person stopped is advised by the person filming to simply walk away i.e. they have no legal power over the public whatsoever. Not sure if that's true or not but it's quite funny to see the person picking up whatever it is they dropped to then walk away, leaving the litter patrol standing there looking a bit lost!

 

[johnny2007]

I don't agree with dropping litter (if we all did it we'd soon be living in a tip) however I feel a £150 fine is on the steep side.

I've watched a few YT clips of these environmental officers or whatever they're called and often the person stopped is advised by the person filming to simply walk away i.e. they have no legal power over the public whatsoever. Not sure if that's true or not but it's quite funny to see the person picking up whatever it is they dropped to then walk away, leaving the litter patrol standing there looking a bit lost!

I was told by one of them that legally they can detain you for the purpose of obtaining your details.
However the council policy is not to detain anyone in case of assault.
Practically it's an health and safety issue: trying to keep you there might end up badly and costing ty he council a lot of money in wages while the ceo is off sick.
So they just tell them to go after the easy prey.

 

[Dork Lard]

A very unpleasant chap I used to work with once stitched me up in a big way for no apparent reason, other than the false belief he might inherit my position. I didn't get mad, I got even. I filched his car keys & placed a pair of my ex missus's dirty knickers in his passenger door pocket.

Over the next few months he was crying on my shoulder, frequently absent from work & obviously in utter turmoil as his marriage gradually broke down. Can I just add that I know his wife didn't deserve this, there were no kids involved & I truly believe that they had no future together anyway.

The Co' eventually had to let him go. On the basis that he "talked a good job" rather than possessing any particular talent or ability he failed to secure similar employment.

The last I heard of him he was living in a bedsit in Skegness, I did consider that it would be a fitting end to break in & spray "don't F with me" on his wall but I consider the matter closed.

If anyone would like the personal contact details of any of the directors of the few companies that specialise in convincing (corrupt) councils that mugging easy targets actually solves the problems then PM for details. We are legion, & most of these executive management types think that karma is a thing that only visits ciggy flickers . . . . !

 

[johnny2007]

Life has taught me that when you act like a criminal, police, plastic police and wannabe police leave you well alone.
They're after the easy prey, you know, the "criminals" doing 22mph in a 20mph zone at 2am.

 

[Dork Lard]

Life has taught me that when you act like a criminal, police, plastic police and wannabe police leave you well alone.

By far the biggest criminals in our society wear suits & carry briefcases. & you all thought it was "Richard (Dick) Head" in his trakky bottoms, stealing £100 products to sell on facebook for £20.

 

[Deleted member 294929]

A very unpleasant chap I used to work with once stitched me up in a big way for no apparent reason, other than the false belief he might inherit my position. I didn't get mad, I got even. I filched his car keys & placed a pair of my ex missus's dirty knickers in his passenger door pocket.

Over the next few months he was crying on my shoulder, frequently absent from work & obviously in utter turmoil as his marriage gradually broke down. Can I just add that I know his wife didn't deserve this, there were no kids involved & I truly believe that they had no future together anyway.

The Co' eventually had to let him go. On the basis that he "talked a good job" rather than possessing any particular talent or ability he failed to secure similar employment.

The last I heard of him he was living in a bedsit in Skegness, I did consider that it would be a fitting end to break in & spray "don't F with me" on his wall but I consider the matter closed.

If anyone would like the personal contact details of any of the directors of the few companies that specialise in convincing (corrupt) councils that mugging easy targets actually solves the problems then PM for details. We are legion, & most of these executive management types think that karma is a thing that only visits ciggy flickers . . . . !

You Horrible person...... Don't you think you took it a bit to far? Couldn't you have had a word with his wife.

Seems you have #ucked up someone's life because of something he did but you took control and put it ️ right.... I get why you did it but at least do the decent thing

 

[Deleted member 294929]

Life has taught me that when you act like a criminal, police, plastic police and wannabe police leave you well alone.
They're after the easy prey, you know, the "criminals" doing 22mph in a 20mph zone at 2am.

2am ish I Was going to the job (couldn't sleep)
As I'm looking for the turning beside the Polish & Chinese Embassy's I crept past a red light. (2mph) ....Flash flash..... Police pulled me up more so because I was were I was. Questioned why I was going to work so early in the morning and said we could see what you were doing so no problem and let me on my way and wished me happy birthday. (It was my birthday)

Unfortunately I got 3 points and a fine still as the camera got me.