Exactly! My point is, Microsoft could have outsourced the headphones to anyone, possibly even their own brand (they make great keyboards, I have one myself!). Thus ending up with wireless ones
Right, another gripe: car horns. Not car horns in general, just one particular use of them.
For me, one of the rules of giving someone a lift is that you arrive to pick them up at a predetermined time. You don't just drive to their house at an arbitrary time on the offchance they might be ready and want a lift! If someone says to you "Can you give me a lift?" the response is usually "what time shall I pick you up?" or "I will pick you up at x o'clock".
However, there are 3 people who pick up 3 of my neighbours every morning, Monday-Friday, at the exact same times (5:45, 6:00 and 6:20). This never faulters. Every time when I am woken up I look at the clock and it shows the same times. I can only commend them on their punctuality, it is admirable.
Yet somehow it escapes them that PERHAPS the person they are picking up is expecting them! Perhaps it is because they are not fully awake. Perhaps it is because the cold gets to their brain. Perhaps they're just stupid. But for some reason, at the exact same time, every weekday, they arrive outside the exact same house and... TOOT THEIR HORN!!!
Now, one of these cars is a C-reg Vauxhall Cavalier. As is true of most old bangers, it is pretty loud. You can hear it before it arrives, through my securely closed double-glazing. The lady he picks up has single-glazing, so it must be even more obvious to her.
I'm sure they are good people, I'm sure that if I met them I would think "what a nice bloke". But why the HELL don't they grasp this simple concept?!
Oh, and hippies. God-damn hippies. CND? Dammit, we spent all the money on the nukes, why get rid of them! We'd be at the mercy of extremist regimes like France, for chrissakes!